(Source: prettygoeswithanything, via xoxonicole)
Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
Me: AM I PREGNANT?
Me: Wait…
Me: Still a virgin.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
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Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
Me: Seems legit.
(Source: bringme-s-u-m-m-e-r, via nayawhore)